Ask Midnight Shadow
laserpon3:

twitchmusic:

laserpon3:

I heard you enjoy grilled cheese sandwiches?

My fucking god PJ



so… luna can’t enjoy her sandwich?

laserpon3:

twitchmusic:

laserpon3:

I heard you enjoy grilled cheese sandwiches?

My fucking god PJ

so… luna can’t enjoy her sandwich?

Hey interbutts. I was doing alicorns before it was cool. :3

Hey interbutts. I was doing alicorns before it was cool. :3

Russel gets all the ladies.

Russel gets all the ladies.

fat-birds:

jasminethey:

fadingroots:

hydetomyjekyll:

Go home bird, you’re drunk.

Drunk? Naw, just proving how smart as fuck they are!

Playful behavior

In recent years, biologists have recognized that birds engage in play. Juvenile Common Ravens are among the most playful of bird species. They have been observed to slide down snowbanks, apparently purely for fun. They even engage in games with other species, such as playing catch-me-if-you-can with wolves, otters and dogs.[77] Common Ravens are known for spectacular aerobatic displays, such as flying in loops or interlocking talons with each other in flight.[78][79]

They are also one of only a few wild animals who make their own toys. They have been observed breaking off twigs to play with socially.[80]

“Stop trying to make snow angels, you already have wings”

“YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME”

*rolls around everywhere*

“I don’t know you”

*walks off*

Ravens are so cool!

THIS IS AMAZING AND I LOVE ALL THE THINGS

If you care about freedom with a capital F

http://www.savetheinternet.com/blog/2013/02/15/meet-new-cispa-same-old-cispa is back. The same slimeballs as last time are trying again because this is what they do. Don’t let them.

So I gave up drawing last night, and tried to colour a picture by Couch. It was low-res and sketchy, and you can probably see where I’ve stitched in detail, and my shading skills are “oh hello random light-source”, but I don’t think it looks too awful.

So I gave up drawing last night, and tried to colour a picture by Couch. It was low-res and sketchy, and you can probably see where I’ve stitched in detail, and my shading skills are “oh hello random light-source”, but I don’t think it looks too awful.

dazedartist:

catodoom101:

anachristiangrey:

whosagoodpig:

defiantlyiddy:

superkianagalaxy:

ponytailwhippingnacho:

christophool:

vorticity007:

supaslim:

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.
Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.
The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.


Reblogging for excellent commentary.

Why has nobody mentioned what’s happening in the original gif?
This is how orcas hunt - or, it’s one of the ways they do. They have a ton of tricks and techniques they use to fuck up everything below them on the food chain, and that gif portrays my personal favorite.
Orcas will literally BEACH THEMSELVES to grab unsuspecting seals (or whatever else happens to be splashing around in the surf) and snarf them down like hot dogs. Yeah, that’s right. This is a 6-ton apex predator, crashing right out of the fucking water to snatch their prey right off the beach. Any other animal that size would get stuck there and die, but do you see that fucker? He fucking wriggles right back into the surf. An orca can get all the way up onto dry land and still manage to wiggle their way back into the water to fuck up more shit on another day. There is literally no other sea-dwelling creature of comparative size with that ability - most sea animals lack the muscular strength to move without enough water supporting their weight.
Orcas have also been known to eat moose. Yeah, that’s right. Fucking MOOSE.
You don’t fuck with orcas.

Another terrifying thing: Orcas will stalk mother grey whales and their babies for miles, waiting for the calf to get tired. Then they try to get in between the mom and the baby. eventually the baby gets too exhausted and the mom can’t get it to fight anymore, so the orcas kill the baby
here’s the brutal part: the only thing the orcas will eat is the baby’s jaw and tongue. the rest of the meat they complete ignore and let sink to the bottom.
it’s just a delicacy for them

If textbooks were written like this, I would actually read them.

Orcas are just 6 tonne bro’s.

 I’m curious to know why no one mentioned the fact that yes Orcas are bad ass yes they will beach themselves for prey but this fucking seal turns around and bitch slaps the thing with its head and the Orca is just like oh ok my bad and slinks off! #Badass Seal

JACK IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN RANT ABOUT ORCA FACTS!

now I’m now saying the above isn’t true but
actually it looks more like they’re giving eachother this like bro headbutt once the seal is safe
“okay cool bro those other orcas think I ate you. you good?”
“thanks man I’m fine that was some rad shit that went on.”
“yeah too bad our friendship can’t be public”

dazedartist:

catodoom101:

anachristiangrey:

whosagoodpig:

defiantlyiddy:

superkianagalaxy:

ponytailwhippingnacho:

christophool:

vorticity007:

supaslim:

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.

Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.

The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

image

THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

Reblogging for excellent commentary.

Why has nobody mentioned what’s happening in the original gif?

This is how orcas hunt - or, it’s one of the ways they do. They have a ton of tricks and techniques they use to fuck up everything below them on the food chain, and that gif portrays my personal favorite.

Orcas will literally BEACH THEMSELVES to grab unsuspecting seals (or whatever else happens to be splashing around in the surf) and snarf them down like hot dogs. Yeah, that’s right. This is a 6-ton apex predator, crashing right out of the fucking water to snatch their prey right off the beach. Any other animal that size would get stuck there and die, but do you see that fucker? He fucking wriggles right back into the surf. An orca can get all the way up onto dry land and still manage to wiggle their way back into the water to fuck up more shit on another day. There is literally no other sea-dwelling creature of comparative size with that ability - most sea animals lack the muscular strength to move without enough water supporting their weight.

Orcas have also been known to eat moose. Yeah, that’s right. Fucking MOOSE.

You don’t fuck with orcas.

Another terrifying thing: Orcas will stalk mother grey whales and their babies for miles, waiting for the calf to get tired. Then they try to get in between the mom and the baby. eventually the baby gets too exhausted and the mom can’t get it to fight anymore, so the orcas kill the baby

here’s the brutal part: the only thing the orcas will eat is the baby’s jaw and tongue. the rest of the meat they complete ignore and let sink to the bottom.

it’s just a delicacy for them

If textbooks were written like this, I would actually read them.

Orcas are just 6 tonne bro’s.

 I’m curious to know why no one mentioned the fact that yes Orcas are bad ass yes they will beach themselves for prey but this fucking seal turns around and bitch slaps the thing with its head and the Orca is just like oh ok my bad and slinks off! #Badass Seal

JACK IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN RANT ABOUT ORCA FACTS!

now I’m now saying the above isn’t true but

actually it looks more like they’re giving eachother this like bro headbutt once the seal is safe

“okay cool bro those other orcas think I ate you. you good?”

“thanks man I’m fine that was some rad shit that went on.”

“yeah too bad our friendship can’t be public”

Just to make the scale of it clear, the two things I actually wanted fit inside the smallest of the boxes, perfectly fine.

Just to make the scale of it clear, the two things I actually wanted fit inside the smallest of the boxes, perfectly fine.

Oh boy oh boy! I got a pakcage! This thing is huge, it’s like… half a metre to a side! This thing must contain…


Oh. Oh, it contains mostly air. And two more pretty sizeable boxes! Oh well, surely these…

Oh, so… they contain mostly air too.

Well, somebody is chuckling here…

uc77:

HOLY SHIT GUYS TWILIGHT IS SUPERR SAIYAN THRREE SO UNEXPECT

I DIDN’T MEAN TO INTO MEME

uc77:

HOLY SHIT GUYS TWILIGHT IS SUPERR SAIYAN THRREE SO UNEXPECT

I DIDN’T MEAN TO INTO MEME